Last night I was nearly killed when a large buck bounded across the median on Highway 7. It ricocheted off the minivan in the right lane back into the left lane where I was slamming on my breaks, before finally scampering off the road.The deer hunting opener, coincidentally, was this weekend.
About forty-five minutes post Deer Incident, the waiter knocked over the candle on the table, spilling hot wax all over my sweater. I was assured that the restaurant would pay for my dry cleaning if, by chance, I couldn't get the wax out with a "simple application of ice."
It wasn't my best night.
3 comments:
I'm telling you, the "application of ice" won't work...it will just make the wax wet. You need to put the whole sweater into the freezer, then I think the wax should come off.
At least it was a deer. You could have had this happen: http://www.newsnet5.com/news/14523968/detail.html
qOkay, so I misspelled brakes. Ugh.
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